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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're proud Arizona natives who keep things local! All our tees are printed right here in the good ol' USA—because that's just how it should be. We've got awesome print partners in Florida and Texas helping us spread the love to washed up dudes from coast to coast.

Do you ship internationally?

Unfortunately not...


We'd love to send our gear your way, but right now we're keeping things stateside. Past Prime Athletics only ships within the USA. We know it's a bummer, but hey—maybe it's a good excuse to plan that trip to the States you've been thinking about?

Will I get a tracking number for my order?


Absolutely! Once your order ships out, we'll shoot you an email with a tracking number so you can keep tabs on your package as it makes its way to you. It's like a little road trip—with no screaming kids in the backseat!

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough to wear on a long (but slow) run, durable enough for any training sessions, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.

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